
Actual conversation that I had tonight.


Sara’s reception had lots of great things. Things like cute friends, sweet straws, and glowing orbs that allowed me to see into the future. #latergram

what is happening at the arrested development premiere…………………..
why are we even questioning this
Ladies and Gentlemen, Ben Wyatt

Great advice from a great friend. It’s always nice to know that other people believe in you even when you don’t believe in yourself. Thanks, kid.
i’m not “cute” awkward.
i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
“Harry Potter isn’t real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this video blog real? Am I real if you can see me and hear me, but only through the internet? Are you real if I can read your comment but I don’t know who you are or what your name is or where you’re from or what you look like or how old you are? I know all of those things about Harry Potter. Maybe Harry Potter’s real and you’re not.”- John Green, ladies and gentlemen!